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Bob Ong: Mga Kaibigan ni Mama Susan

What a story!

He never fails to surprise his readers every time his new book is out, this despite the use of mediocre words. Simple, no sugar-coating and yet it would penetrate into your deepest heart. Why? It's because these simple words reflects reality - the real world. A pure reflection on how we frequently used these words in our everyday lives.

I finally got my own copy of Bob Ong's Mga Kaibigan ni Mama Susan. At first glance of the book, it really signifies creepiness. The cover design was in velvet underneath a hand written Latin text that looks like Bunny usually utters in The Vampires Diary when she's into some enchantment. And unless you take a closer look on the title, it is hardly readable.

I actually asked the ushers at National Bookstore where's the new book of Bob Ong, and actually asked her where I can find the Mga Kaibigan ni Aling Nena. The ushers grins at me at said, "Sir, I think what you mean is Mga Kaibigan ni Mama Susan". I blushed and suddenly resembled to Rudolf that instant, lol. I just play it cool while smiling back at her, trying to hide my embarrassment – "Oh, yeah that exactly what I am looking for" as she handed me the book.

It's the craziest book I have ever read. I couldn't imagine a simple journal could have blown my senses away. Reading MKnMS (whoah, it's close to MKmA, lol) is like reading Dan's Brown, Angels & Demon (you know technology and faith) and at the same time watching movies like Harry Potter & The Blair Witch Project (I won't tell you why, go get your own copy, lol).

Reading the first half of the book is like reading a diary of a teen-age kid. I was actually started asking myself, "whoah this is what I have waited for?". Although funny and candid lines were already evident, a very Bob Ong's trade marks by the way. The heart-beating scene is what awaits you in the latter part of the book where twisted story was finally laid.

Grab your own copy now, and see it for yourself, why I call it twisted.

Aargh, pakshit, lol!


Farting Time!

Lately I noticed, I’ve been farting non-stop as in every seconds or so. Though I must say it’s not smelly, I mean the odorless one and the good thing it’s not loud haha.
pandesalPandesal is a rounded bread usually eaten by Filipinos (us), made of
flour, eggs, lard, yeast, sugar and salt
photo credit

Well, after experiencing mayhem caused by that much publicized hostage taking drama days ago. I think it’s best to lighten-up our moods and while it is true that we are still mourning over the loss of those who were victims of the tragedy but what we can do for now I think is to offer them prayers and may their souls may rest in peace and that what happened would be a learning experience to all of us and that it won’t happen again.

So to change the mood, now I bring you my usual kwentong alamat (myths about me, lol).

Yes, it’s about farting this time and this started even before the hostage taking drama. All I remembered was that I have eaten 15 pieces of Pandesal (salt bread) in one sitting. Pan de Manila is just a walk away from home so every morning Pandesal is my usual breakfast. I usually buy 6 pieces of the small ones because that’s the only number I can manage to eat. But last Sunday without any motivation I bought 15 pieces and eating it non-stop while watching ‘The Vampire Diaries’. All I can say; butter and hot pandesal is a perfect combination plus hot coffee in between is a classic morning.

Then in the afternoon I started farting and this continue every day until today! The good thing it’s discreet and the smell too, lol. So no one really knew, I just farted on them ahahaha.

Now don’t go near me, I'm serious! lol