Harry Potter and the Half-Done Movie

So you’re a squib or maybe a muggle and you are dying to see the sixth installment of Harry Potter being your favorite book of all the series.

So excited that you even invited friends to come along and witness to what could be your finest moment in your life - even if it cost you big time by giving them free tickets that comes with a free snacks.

Yippee! The movie started… Yahoo! The mass breakout of the Death Eaters from Azkaban was way too cool; Uh oh the London Bridge is falling now! Isn’t it amazing?

Then you were taken aback when Professor Slughorn showed up after disguising himself to be a rounded sofa. Uh come on now, I thought he’s short, stout and stocky but he looks like he’s 6 feet and 5 inches tall, he’s even taller than Dumby.

And you almost shouted Ah what! If not for the commotion it would cost if the moviegoers heard the wailings, can you imagine it was Luna Lovegood who discovered Harry at the Hogwarts Express cabin after he was attacked by Malfoy and not Nymphadora Tonks, I know Tonks can change the color of her hair into pink or magenta but for sure she’s not a shape shifter, but of course I love Luna so it’s okay, what is your name again, Mr. Director?

And here comes the snogging moments, “Oi Ron Ron” was Lavender Brown favorite words as Hermione Granger eavesdropping furiously.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince movie is a total disappointment, well at least for me. I was anticipating the pure magic and dark arts battle between the Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix but unfortunately not included. I won’t even count that altered scene, the one with the Weaseleys when Bellatrix Lestrange and Fenrir Greyback suddenly attacked The Burrow).

Out of five, I’ll give it 2 stars that’s because I enjoyed the snogging part lol.

P.S.
SECTUMSEMPRA skzkzkzzzzzkt, that's for David Yates ahahaha.



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